Cooooooooookie!!! (Photo by Gail Oskin/Getty Images for Children’s Hospital Boston)
A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!
Cookie Monster has been arrested for shoving a toddler. According to the police report, he had just taken a photo with the toddler before getting into a fight with the kid’s mom over a $2 photo fee. Mom refused to pay, so Cookie Monster took out the tiny tot. Must have been low blood sugar.
A man and a woman were arrested after the sheriff’s office received calls about indecent exposure at a BP gas station. The woman told police she performed a sex act in exchange for a better car deal.
Police said an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer. The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).
The hedge fund manager William A. Ackman had bet on Ron Johnson as the man to revive the fortunes of J.C. Penney. But on Monday the embattled retailer ousted Mr. Johnson, its chief executive of 17 months, going back to the previous C.E.O., Myron E. Ullman III.
